welcome citizen...this site was formally known as KickingSquealing...url changes will follow shortly...                                                                                                                          in the meantime, let me introduce to you this new, state of the art, industrial tyrannosaurus that we occupy...                                                                 firstly, we, the enpowered governing body that resides over everyone and everything that steps foot here will try to make your stay as indifferent as possible.                                                       beware of stranglers.  as firearms are non existent here, crime has become secluded to people fighting with bare hands.  as the caring government that we are, we allow the frustrated, failed business men and women who are usually to blame for these crimes, to run free, as the relief it brings can be considered priceless.  figures show that the average stressed employee will return to work refreshed, after merely one or two killings...                                                                   we urge you to drive as much as possible.  the wife and kids can do without you for at least 10 more minutes can't they?                              or are you - ''family orientated''?  if yes turn to section C.                                                                                       morale is very important.  Palo Alto offers some of the most exclusive and reputable commercial entertainment establishments this side of the vast, cold, untravellable ocean.                                                                                                 (please restrict leisure time to 4 hours per week)

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